Monday, 6 April 2015

Slice of life # 27

Jokes 
Q: How did Captain Hook die?
A: He wiped his bum with the wrong hand.

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”





Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."


A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

Thursday, 26 March 2015

Slice of life # 26

                               Jessica Cox                                    

Jessica Cox was born without any arms. Even though she does not have any arms she can write, type, drive a car, brush her hair and talk on her phone simply using her feet. is also a former dancer and double black belt in Tai Kwon-Do. She has a no-restrictions driving license.But the one special thing Jessica can do is fly a plane. The plane she is flying is called an Ercoupe and it is one of the few airplanes to be made and certified without pedals. Without rudder pedals Jessica is free to use her feet as hands. She took three years to complete her lightweight aircraft licence. Jessica was the first pilot to fly without hands.And proved that "you don't need wings to fly".



Monday, 23 March 2015

Slice of life # 24

In march we had a project called #resilience. which is that we get divided into groups and every group gets assigned  by a country. And we have to focus on how this country is prepared for natural disaster.I was assigned Central Aceh in Indonesia as my focus community . In 2004 a devastating earthquake and Tsunami hit a lot of countries on of the countries is Banda Aceh which is my focus community . Here is some mind blowing facts about the earthquake and Tsunami in 2004.

Did you Know......


  • More than 1.5 million people were homeless or displaced after the devastating Tsunami and Earthquake.
  • More than 7.5 million Dollars were spent on rebuilding the huge impact of the tsunami and earth quake.
  • waves damaged some 60,000 acres of mangroves, 30 percent of the coral reefs, and 20 percent of the sea grass beds



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Slice of life # 23

List of jobs that will probably suite me

Today I did a survey that shows the jobs that will be best for you so here is the results.

Architect

Design, fashion or craftsmanship

Electronics

Engineering

IT/Technology  




Slice of life #22

Pet peeves


 Hand Dryers That Dont Work in Bathrooms Without Paper Towels

Awkward eye contacts  

 Loud Chewing

Tangled Earphones

Crying Children in public places

Saturday, 21 March 2015

Slice of life # 21

Random Poem 

Cake

I bake the cake 
And grill the T bone steak 
But by mistake we made a fake cake
the steak gave me stomach ache 
maybe you could make a cheesecake